| Man walks into a bar and see's a large notice - FREE BEER TODAY IF YOU CAN MAKE MY DONKEY LAUGH. He asks the barman if he can try the challenge and is taken out the back to a yard where a donkey is tied to a railing. He walks over to the donkey and whispers in its ear. The donkey immediately starts laughing. Back into the bar he goes to claim his prize. The next week he goes in and the notice reads - FREE BEER FOR A WEEK IF YOU CAN MAKE MY DONKEY CRY. Out he goes into the yard, followed by the barman. He goes over to the donkey and makes some adjustment to his clothing. The donkey starts crying floods of tears and collapses to the ground. Back in the bar the conversation is as follows: Barman: How the hell did you make my donkey laugh? Joker: I told him my dick was bigger than his! Barman: So how the hell did you make him cry? Joker: I showed him it!!! |